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Ask Chibi-Gohan

Chibi-Gohan has been asked...

Amber: *starry eyes* You know you're kawaii, right?
Gohan: O_O O...kay...

Yoshi-chan: How do you keep your hair so pretty? What kind of soap do you use?
Gohan: Eh? Pretty? *blushes* I don't really use anything on it. It's just normally...that way? I think you mean shampoo, right? Eh he...my mother picks it out for me, so... *blushes even more*

DBZAngelX: How do you feel being named after rice? Do you even like rice?
Gohan: Being named after a food item is odd. Every now and then it gets confusing when people use my name in a sentence. ;_; It was my silly name that got me named "THE Bento Delivery Boy" by those reporters when I fought Seru! Anyway, I do love rice, but it's strange when I eat it...

Canguru: Hi, Gohan! What do you like to do most: fighting or studing?
Gohan: I don't like either, but between the two, I like fighting better. *

*NOTE: Gohan grows to like studying more as he grows up, but since this IS chibi Gohan... Canguru: Sorry to boring you again! Why the heck do you call him Kuririn??? He his Krillin!
Amber (who's taking Gohan-chan's place for this one): I call him Kuririn because that's how the Japanese Kanji is translated. Krillin is his Funimation dubbed name. They made it Krillin because "KOO-LEE-LEEN" was too hard to say or something. Not only that, but if you say it really fast, it almost sounds like "Krillin."

On the same note, Buruma is the direct Kanji translation of her name. Bulma's her dubbed name.

Bejiita's the direct Kanji for his name. Vegeta's the dubbed name.

Pikoro (also called Pikkoro) is the Kanji for his name. Piccolo's the dubbed name.

Biideru is the Kanji for her name. Videl is her dubbed name, though I sometimes say "Videl," just out of habit. I think it's also because Gohan calls her, "Bidel-san." The other characters call her "Biideru" though.

My site strictly follows the Japanese version of Dragonball Z (though I won't put down the dub...it's just that some things are different in the dub than they are in the Japanese version...one example being Biideru's mother. In the dub, her mother has "gone away." In the Japanese version, she states that her mother is dead.), so that's why I spell them that way.

Reagan: Ok, Gohan, this is a really random questions. Buuuut.....you talked to Mirai Trunks quite a bit right? He never got a girlfriend did he? Actually, I don't even think he talked about girls that much, I mean I suppose he was mostly concerned his future world and everything. But..you think he ever did get a girlfriend in the future? *sigh* -_-
Gohan: I'm not sure if he got a girlfriend. He never really said much about what he thought of girls. I hope he found some kind of happiness (whether it be from romance or not) in his world though!

Yoshi: Why do you look up to your dad? What makes him so great to you?
Gohan: Otousan's my hero (and everyone elses for that matter)! When we're in battle, Otousan always manages to come through even when most of us have given up hope. I'm a bit angry at him for leaving Okaasan and me alone so often, but I know he only does it for the good of the universe.

Gohan's Number One Fan: Hey, Gohan! Long time no see! I have just got a few question to ask you, after watching Dragonball Z on TV:
1) Why are you so cute?
2) Did you like the time when in the desert?
3) What did you first say when you learned to speak?
4) I am greedy and I want another picture of baby Gohan!
Gohan: Err...*blushes* I don't know why I'm cute. At first I hated my time in the wilderness (I didn't spend that much time in the desert), but after a while, I started to enjoy it...especially after Pikoro-san started training me! He tried to come off as being really mean, but I saw through it and know he's really just a big teddy bear! What DID I first say...? I think Okaasan said that I said something like, "Piwo." Okaasan said I was trying to say "Pikoro." *sweat drops* ANOTHER picture...? Amber will need to take more screencaps for that. Check back at the gallery sometime soon.

Anonymous: What's that you're hugging up there? The big blue thing...
Gohan: That...that would be a dead fish. Otousan and I had just gotten back from fishing.

Selena: Hiya, Gohan! Do you think Vegeta is arrogant or not?
Gohan: Is that even a question? Of course he is. *rolls eyes* He's THE "saiyajin no ouji (prince of the Saiyajins)." Yeah. He's the prince of three people (Trunks, Otousan, and me).

Yoshi: Do you like fish?
Gohan: I LOVE fish! Of course, I do get tired of it every now and then. It's almost the only thing we eat, since buying stuff from the store would be really expensive, with the saiyajin appetites and all.

Max Dev: Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the most, how much do you like Piccolo (as a friend)?
Gohan: Ten! Pikoro-san's my BESTEST friend EVER! *runs up and hugs Pikoro-san*

Gohan's Wife: Do you know I've loved you as soon as I saw you... so many years ago... will you marry me???
Gohan: *goes pale and runs away* I'm just a kid!!

Yoshi: What's it like in your house, like rule-wise?
Gohan: Okaasan's really strict, while Otousan really doesn't care what I do. Okaasan hates it when I say the...bad words, because she thinks that Pikoro-san and Kuririn-san are rubbing off on me.

Cata: Ueleeee! Oix! Hi! Do you like...Valentine's day? -__-
Gohan: Of course! I get candy! *grins*

DBZAngelX: Finally thought of another question for you Gohan-chan! ...What's your favorite attack?
Gohan: Hi, DBZAngelX! My favorite attack is the Masenko...because Pikoro-san taught it to me, and it's easy to use, yet effective.

Aelita: Hey Chibi-Gohan, out of all the hairstyles you've had which one do you think suits you more? (I really think the hairstyle in the picture above is sooooo you. Real kawaii.)
Gohan: I've always liked my hair long. It felt...wrong when Okaasan gelled it down. *blushes* Thanks.

Yoshi: Are you scared of your mom or dad? Which one and why?
Gohan: I'm not scared of Otousan. How could anyone be afraid of Otousan? Okaasan on the other hand...well...yeah, she's scary. I can't explain why she's scary. She just is. o_o

Lightbringer: Hey there, Gohan, I have a question for you! In your age, are there any girls that already have a crush on you? Are there any girls you like?
Gohan: *blushes* Um...I don't think there's any girls that like me...and I haven't really been around that many girls my age, so I can't say I like any girls like that. Mushy stuff like that's gross anyway! At least that's what Pikoro-san always tells me!

Leny: When Piccolo died, did you care?
Gohan: Of course I did. He was my best friend. For a while, I thought that my feelings of friendship towards him was one sided. It wasn't until he died for me that I was assured that he cares for me, too. The whole reason I went to Namekusei with Buruma-san and Kuririn-san was to revive Pikoro-san.

Madde_Love_Gohan-chan: I really admire you for being so strong and cute! I must ask you this: When you came home from Namek, you were afraid that your mum would get really mad when you didn�t have time to do your homework. Did you even think that you almost die? TWICE! *get tears in eyes when I think about it* That�s a pretty good excuse for not doing your homework, don�t you think?
Gohan: Now, you see, if I gave Okaasan the 'I almost got killed so I didn't have time,' excuse, she would simply go more into her...psycho-protective-mother mode. She'd probably ban me from ever fighting again because fighintg "caused her baby to almost die and prevented him from doing his homework." *sweat drops*

I_LOVE_GOHAN-CHAN: Hi! I have three qestions to ask!
1. Have you ever sang karaoke with your mom?
2. If you did, you did think it was pretty fun, didn�t you?
3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like Kuririn-kun?
PS: You are so cute and so sweet!
Gohan: Wait a second...you're Madde_Love_Gohan-chan! Amber's inbox shows that you have the same IP! You could have always asked me this before. I have plenty of time to answer questions (*gets thwapped on the head by the webmistress*). To answer your first question, yes, tragically, I did do karaoke with Okaasan...twice. We sang Kokoro Kara Nureta Futari (Two Truely Soaked People) and I-KE-NA-I Urara Majikku (The Wrong Kind of Ooh-La-La Magic). The music files are located over at the media section. To answer the second question, the karaoke with Okaasan was scary. Her song choices were...disturbing. The third question...if ten is the highest, then I give him a ten! Kuririn-san's like a big brother to me!

Joel and Anna: Hello! Are you crazy?
Gohan: Madde_Love_Gohan-chan...it's you again! I hope I'm not crazy, but I've heard that if you deny it, it only proves you are crazy, so I won't deny it.

Matt: Hey Gohan! Wanna come to my house? Haha. Just wanted to say that you are my hero and the coolest person alive.
Gohan: Hello, Matt! Sadly, we live in different dimensions, so I can't come visit your house (well...that might actually be a good thing...I don't want to know what the webmistress would do if we lived in the same dimension *shudders*). Thanks!

Jordan: Why didn't your tail grow back more than 2 times? Kid Goku's tail grew back several times!
Gohan: I can't really answer that question. I don't know why it didn't. I know Otousan's tail stopped growing back because Kami removed it...but I'm not really sure why mine stopped growing back...unless Vegeta has some kind of God-like power that we don't know about...

Pablo Sanchez: Are you aware that the symbol on your gi when you were training with Piccolo says 'demon' on it? Did you know that Pikkoro-san was originally the demon king's ofspring? Man you got one weird life, little dude!
Gohan: I realize that. Pikoro-san never likes talking about his life before he met me, but Okaasan and Otousan have both told me his story. Of course, Okaasan's version was rather biased and aimed towards scaring me away from Pikoro-san... I do have an odd life, don't I?

Mr. Popo Shall Rule The World!!: Hewwoz! You know...people don't believe me, but Mr. Popo is very powerful. He may not show it...but he is. He WILL destroy you all, just so you know. Ok, Gohan... I love your long hair style! I wish I could get my hair like that... You know I went into a salon with a picture of you and asked them to do that to my hair! They laughed at me! So you must have some sort of secret... But don't worry! I'll discover it!!! *snickers evilly* Whatever happened to Icarus, by the way!?! He was the coolest... *sobs* You're cool too though!
Gohan: Mr. Popo actually is stronger than people give him credit for! I don't think he'd try and rule the world, though... He's too loyal to Kami and Dende. My hair...I just don't really brush it. It just grows out that way. *shrugs* Haiya Dragon's still around. I need to track him down and play with him again soon.

Kai-kun: Yo! Kai-kun here!! Wheeee....I just wanted to ask one question: Is it fun being a kid? Because I still think I am! ^_^;; Yeah... Even though I am an incoming 2nd Year!! ^_^;; I still play stuff and draw stuff or sumthin' ! Anyway, Ja matta! Kai-kun over and out! Gohan: When I get the chance to draw and play it's a lot of fun! It's always fun training with Pikoro-san or Otousan, too, of course. Studying is pretty boring...but I think you know that.

Kai-kun: Hello again! Other Qs... What's your favorite food of all time? Have you seen newgrounds.com/collections/anime/dragonballz? Some animations there are funny!!! Who's your role model in your life? What's your motto in life? Wheeeeee... Do you ever get bored? If you are bored, what do you do or think about? Me: I draw pictures of you when I'm bored!!! Well sometimes I draw other people just like my character, Kai Shidake(ninja) and Kai.exe(assassin-->correct me if I'm wrong. ^_^) And I think about me and my friends' comicbook! (Waaaahhh....I fell in muck because of Roan in the middle of our soccer game!!! I was running after the soccer ball. But I was falling off a hill and Roan used magic to make a marshmallow appear but a marsh appeared instead! ^_^' ) I don't know what could come next after that. Could you help me think of what happens after I fell in that muck? Roan's a magician by the way. Kjbionicle's a secret agent, I'm an assassin, Kumiho Ren Pao's a ninja, Karmi-sempai's a detective and Li's a traveler. And we're in a soccer themed anime(Hungry Heart). And yeah... by friends', I meant a group! We're called "Watever Retardz!!!". Sounds silly, right? Say the truth Gohan-chan! Anyway... I'm soo sorry for this loooonnggg message!!!! Really, I am! ^_^'
Gohan: Wow! Long messege! Well, I'd have to say that rice is my favorite food...
Amber: Durh. Of course it is. Rice is very yummy, too, if you know what I mean. *winks at teen Gohan*
Gohan: *doesn't follow* Anyway, I've been to that site. It's funny! I have two role models! Otousan and Pikoro-san! My motto...well, I don't really have a motto. I guess just to have fun with life! I get bored often, usually when I'm studying. I always draw pictures when I'm bored. Wait...you draw picture of me? *blushes*
Amber: WAI! I DO, TOO! They are pretty crappy though...
Gohan: As for your problem with the comic book...maybe you could trip Roan when he runs past you? You're name isn't silly! I've seen sillier...
Amber: *ahem*
Gohan: It's okay that you have a long messege! We don't mind! The whole reason we're updating this is because we're bored!

Kai-kun: ^_^' Me again... Why do you like Piccolo-san? You really look up to Piccolo-san don't you? Do you like Trunks?! (ACK!!! NO!! IT'S NOT YAOI!!!!!) As in, friendship! Do you like him anyway? Note: I am not a fan of TrunksXGohan pairing!!! If I was... I'd be a sicko!!! ^_^' *** "Kun" is for boy, right? I'm not a boy! Kumiho Ren Pao suggested the name Kai-kun for me!!!!! I'm really a ....girl!!*blushes* ***Kai-kun over and out!***
Gohan: Piccolo-san's my role model! He's really nice to me (though he refuses to openly show affection to me in front of you people!) and is like my big green teddy bear. I can always go to Piccolo-san when I'm sad.
Amber: *sparkly eyes* PICCOLO-SAN!!! AISHITERU, PICCOLO-SAAAAAN!!!!
Gohan: *sweat drops* Yeah, Trunks is cool. He saved everyone from getting killed by the jinzouningen and has allowed us to have a good life. Yay!
Amber: I guess I'm a sicko. *holds up GohanxTrunks yaoi doujinshi* Of course, GohanxPiccolo is really my OTP...
Gohan: .......Yeah. "Kun" can be used for either boys or girls, however, it's used more for boys. It's basically just a way to establish that you're closer to a person. Girls usually call each other "Soandso-chan," for more a cute thing or something like that (do you honestly expect me to understand girls?). Mothers often use "Chan" for their sons (such as how Okaasan calls me "Gohan-chan" *blushes*), and girlfriends do the same for their boyfriends. Girls just call boys that aren't their son or boyfriend "Soandso-kun" to make the guys feel like guys. "Chan" has more of a childish or feminine feeling to it. However, "Chan" can be used for boys and "Kun" can be used for girls. "San" and "Sama" are used to show respect for someone. "San" is like saying "Mr., Mrs., or Ms." "Sama" is more used for God-like figures (such as "Kami-sama"). It was also used for Lords in the old days.

Kai-kun: Wheeee... It's me again!!! I just uploaded some new pictures in my account(wr0.deviantart.com) I really drew a cute picture of you getting all confused at something with the Nyoi-bo staff in your hand! Oops...Moving to the questions, I have a few to ask! Q1) For you, who do you think is the greatest person in the world? Me: YOU OF COURSE!!! ^_^ Q2) What was your reaction in the room of Spirit-->(correct me if I'm wrong; I think it's Space...?) and Time when you entered it with Goku-san? Q3) Do you like someone in particular...er...somehow or not the same age as yourself? Last Q: Do you hate fanfics that includes you and Trunks-san being paired up? Or torture fanfics? *Believe me: I won't be making those kinds of fanfics since you're soooo innocent and kawaii and you're my favorite character of all time! But I dunno for Crazy-themed fanfics though! I don't want you falling into the Cursed Jusenkyou Hotsprings(Ranma1/2) or getting killed by somebody you don't know! It just goes to show that I'm so kind! And yeah.. This morning; it was weird! I was eating cooked rice with something and then I thought: "Um... I'm eating my favorite character right?" It was a really weird feeling. *shivers* I'm off to eat lunch now(with cooked rice again! Geh! The weird feeling's here again!) Ja matta! ^_^
Gohan: Q1 answer- Piccolo-san or Otousan. They're my role models and heros.
Amber: *sparkly eyes*
Gohan: Q2 answer- You're right. It's the Room of Spirit and Time (ROSAT is what some people call it). When I first went in it was just really a really weird feeling. The air was thinner, it was hot, and the gravity was higher than outside the room! I was really looking forward to becoming stronger.
Q3 answer- I haven't really met anyone yet that I can say I like in that way. *blush*
Amber: *waves PiccoloxGohanxTrunks triangle doujinshi*
Gohan: *sweat drops*
Amber: Ah...I remember the days when I was anti-yaoi. So long ago....
Gohan: Q4 answer- They're...odd. Very odd. I don't really have an opinion on the yaoi stories. The torture fics are just cruel though. *glares*
Amber: ...Is that a direct throw at my fanfic on FF.NET, Cursed? Ah well. What can I say? Gohan-chan torture is fun.
Gohan: O_O;; No comment. I always get that weird feeling when I eat rice, too...
Amber: ATASHI MO!! (ME TOO!!)
Gohan: ......

Gothicruby: Hey Gohan, listen this has been bugging me for a VERY long time:
Why do you think that NOBODY noticed when you lost your tail? Hell, not even your mother piped up yelling "Hey!! Your not perfectly alright!!! Where's your tail?!?!" or did anyone? Because, I noticed but nobody else did...and you suited it!!!
Gohan: You know...I never thought of that. Why didn't they notice? Oh well. They probably correctly assumed that Piccolo-san cut it off.

Yoshi: Hey Gohan whatever happend to that 4 star ball hat of yours is it like on your book shelf or something?
Gohan: It's currently hiding under my bed. *sweat drops* Heh...

Christina: Gohan... you seem so familiar to me, since I used to watch Dbz every day when I was 12, until it ended when I was about 14-15?
I still watch reruns sometimes ;_; But... that must sound wierd... someone watching you.
Anyway, just want to say I love you Gohan... lol Nice to see this site updated btw ;>
Gohan: Yeah, it's odd that people watch me. Really odd. Imagine that someone's watching every move you make all the time! At least I'm not followed out into the bathing bucket...
Amber: But you were, Gohan-chan! Remember movie 3!
Gohan: Err...yeah. Anyway, it's just plain weird and freaky.
Amber: Yeah, I'm happy that the site's updated, too.
Gohan: *whispers* Just 'cause you've been putting it off several months...

Concon: hi gohan have you ever seen any pictures of you dad when he was your age and what is your opinion of him at that age
Gohan: All the pictures I've seen were taken by Buruma-san since the rest of our group wasn't very...err...technically advanced.
Amber: In other words, none of them could figure out cameras.
Gohan: Right. All the stories I've been told about Otousan when he was a kid sound really cool! Especially the story about his fight with Piccolo-san...but, of course, he wasn't a kid then...

Kenneth: gohan, can you send me a cool picture of you?
Gohan: The gallery has plenty of pictures. Amber's stalked me enough to get so many. o_o;;

UR NO. 1 FAN FOR ALL ETERNATY: well before i start i want u to know that uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur sooooooooooooooooooo cute ok time for the questions 1.why r u so irrisitable 2.y r u cute 3.who is ur best friend
Gohan: *blushes* S-Sankyuu. A-Ano...well...I guess it's genes. *blushes even more* Piccolo-san and Kuririn-san are my best friends.

Mk: How did you get so strong when you were just a kid
Gohan: I trained a lot, of course! Well, part of it came from my saiyajin blood...but a lot of it was from training really, really, hard.

Lincan Iyekiaro Kyhotelai: Hi I've alrady spoken to your teenage self and i just wanted to say "what are you doing answerering all these questions, your a kid have some fun" P.S sorry if i came off crazy but heck to live is to be crazy right(shrugs) Have Fun and go play with Dragon
Gohan: I'm answering these because...the webmistress has forced me, too.
Amber: *cracks whip* That's right! I could have fun, too, you know, Gohan-chan! But instead, I'm helping you answer these questions! I'm still legally a kid, too, thank you very much (Juugousai, to be exact...translate that yourself *sweat drops*).
Gohan: I'll make sure to have fun playing with Haiya Dragon. You did mean Haiya Dragon, right?

Dagmar: what do you more liking fighting or study, you great
Gohan: Fighting is more fun, as long as no one gets hurt or killed. Studying's boring!

Gohan is the collest DBZ character ever!!: What would you say if I said that someday, when your around 16, a monster called Majin Buu would come and nearly kill you, then, later, he would absorb you. You would then be saved by Goku and Vegeta, then, you and the rest of the world would get blown up?
Gohan: I would say that you and Amber think too much alike.
Amber: WHAT! It's true! You will get killed, Gohan-chan! *cries*
Gohan: -_-;;

Kevin: hey chibi, so. as a kid i knwo your all carefree and innocent and all. but have you ever done anything dark and sexual? O_o i knwo saiyans in their mating habits. come on. give me some twisted information
Gohan: Eeeeeeh!?!?!?! No way! That stuff's gross! Nonononononononono! I'm already scarred enough from seeing Amber's yaoi doujinshi collection! *runs off in corner and hides*
Amber: To clear it up, also, the "mating habits" are completely fanfiction based. They never existed in the actual series. The same goes for Chichi's frying pan. However, we all love the fanfiction based ideas anyway. XD

Ashley: How old are u
Gohan: Four when Raditsu arrived, five in the Saiyajin and Namekusei arcs, eight when the Jinzouningen were awakened, and nine when I fought Cell.
Amber: To continue on, Gohan was then sixteen during the Buu arc and twenty-six in the last chapter of DBZ. It's been said on several official pages (as in, by Toriyama or Toei) that Gohan's sixteen in the Buu arc, so the eighteen theory is out the window. In the video game, Sparking NEO it's even said that he's sixteen in the JAPANESE AND ENGLISH versions. DBGT...I won't even go into that.

VIDEL'S EVIL TWIN!!!: OKAY YOU MAY(OR NOT) REMEMBER ME FROM ASK TEEN GOHAN, BUT IM SO STRONG IM GONNA DESTROY YOU! *LAUGHS WHILE NICE VIDEL CRYES* HAHAHA!! IN YOUR AGE I BET YOU DIDENT EVEN THINK YOU WOULD MARRY NICE-VIDEL, DID YOU? hAHAHAHA! YOU, SEE IM EVIL, BUT IN FACT, I THINK YOU ALREADY NOTICED THAT. CYA! LIVE IN PEACE WHILE YOU STILL CAN...MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gohan: ....That was odd....

Generic Person asking a question: Hi gohan, think you can eat 20 times your own weight in fried chicken?
Gohan: That sounds yummy... I would try!

Jenny: ^-^ Here i am again!
Q1 : Have you ever sweared or cursed? O.o
Q2: Since I actually ASK you now, I've seen many "ask Gohan" sites, they all say they are the 'real' gohan...Are you? and are you some kinda double (and more...!) agent? Seems so. *laugh*
Q3: Well, i actually never SEEN a pc in your room (or Chichi's (and or? i dnt know :P) and Son Goku's room...) ...lol so how come you can chat here? do you fly over to Bulma's house all time? :P Talking with Trunks and stuff like that (hahaha) ..
Q4: You have your'e self said that you live in another dimension...how can you answer these mails when we are in another dimensions...Amber dont have any secret hyper tech thingy on her room that she print out the mail and goes through a little portal and walks over to your house and give you the letter? O_O WOW that was kinda...a weird theory. hehe Hard questions right? MUHAHAHAH im so evil.
But i have to go! Bye bye!!
Gohan: I've never cursed! For all of those weird people who seem to think they know Japanese, kuso and shimatta are NOT curse words (depending on their context, they usually mean things like "darn," or "shoot." There is no such thing as Japanese curse words. We just use English words for cursing.
Q2 answer - As far as I'm aware of, I am the real Son Gohan.
Amber: Pft! Do you honestly think I'd settle with kidnapping a fake?
Gohan: Q3 answer - Amber has found some kind of high-tech way to stalk me. Even I am baffled.
Amber: Hehe! HE'S MINE!!!
Gohan: Yet again, I'm still completely baffled as to how she does it...
Amber: CHIKUSHOU! I've been discovered!

J. Master: Hey Gohan, how come you never see Goten with a tail, and you see trunks with one as a baby? I mean, wasn't he born with a tail? Whats the deal with that?
Gohan: Both Goten and Trunks had their tails cut off at birth by Buruma-san and Okaasan's choice. Vegeta-san wasn't happy about Trunks' tail, as you would expect!

Panda: Gohan you're so cuuuute! What are you looking for in a girl? I know you're still young but have you considered a girlfriend? Or might you be gay? Do you think it's to early too know? Are you against gay people? What's your favorite food, by the way? It'd be funny if it was rice. Ok, I guess I'm done! I love ya Gohan, you're really cute you know! *pets you* So kawaii!
Gohan: *blushes* G-Girlfriend? Err...I haven't thought about that. Girls are scary..and confusing! I have nothing against homosexual people. My favorite food is fish. I love rice, but I just get a strange feeling when eating it, you know? o_o

Amy: Hey Gohan. Dude, I'M FREAKING OBSESSED WITH YOU!!! YOU'RE SOOOOO GORGEY DURING THE CELL GAMES!!! Also, I'm writing a novel about you and Videl when you're both 11, I'm up to where Gohan has found Videl near death (they've already kissed, so don't go on saying *make 'em declare love or summat* ^^), AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO WRITE!!! Bwahhhh!!! byeee *mwah*
Gohan: Eh heh. Why are there so many girls obsessed with me? *blushes* Amber's wrote stories about me paired with this "Videl" girl, too. Good luck on your fanfic.

Amy: Hey Gohan, I'm here again, I have a question, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A LIAR? Yea, I mean, it even said on the tv show that you were five and a half in the raditz saga (I'm soooo observant), 6 months later was the thingymabob against Nappa and Veggie, and Piccolo said that you were "a scared 11 year old boy" in the cell saga, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH A NINE YEAR OLD WHEN I AM TWELVE?! DO YOU!!!!??????
1. So, anyway, next questions (these are sane): Why do you always have your hair long? Doesn't your mom mind?
2. What is up with you always wearing piccolo's gear? You look really sexy in the cell saga, but why all the time? Sure he was your fist teacher, but, INSANITY DUDE!!!
3. Which dub do you like better? the FUNI one, where you raspy and sexy, or the ocean one, where you sound like a baby?
4. Do YOU think you're sexy?
5. What do you think your mom will name her next child? (oops, just spoiled the future)
bye *fake* Gohan!!
*kisses the REAL Gohan*
Gohan: I am not a liar! XD When you say, "the tv show," you are speaking of the English version. At the beginning of the series, going by the Japanese version, I was four. During the Saiyajin/Namek/Trunks arcs, I was five (so much going on in one year!). During the beginning of the Jinzouningen/Cell arc, I was eight, but then was nine when I came out of the Room of Spirit and Time. The manga states that I'm sixteen in the Saiyaman arc. It was previously stated that there is a seven year gap between the Cell and Saiyaman arcs, so that would have to make me nine during the Cell arc. I don't in any way put down the English version, but they did change the ages and edit many things (my grandfather, Bardock, was most DEFINITELY NOT a scientist).
1.) I don't know. I just like my hair that way. Okaasan doesn't like it, but ever since that mop-top incident, I avoid her scissors as much as possible.
2.) Piccolo-san's clothes are really comfortable to fight in. It's fun to wear the same clothes as him, too. Piccolo-san daaaaaaaisuki!~
3.) I like my Japanese voice. Both of my English voices scare me. Amber really likes my French dub voice, too. She says it makes her squee. o.O
4.) ...Eh!?
5.) I don't know. It would probably start with "Go" if it's a boy.
I AM real, thank you very much. XD